I am simply a time traveling hobbit hulk observing the universe. In addition, my boyfriend is a pirate cat pillow pet.
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
Marry me.
(Source: agentspooky)
Was sent on a quest to buy powerball tickets. I’ve decided that if we win I’m going to demand 75% of the winnings because even though mom and dad gave me the money for them, I walked all the way to the 7-11 and purchased them.
30 DAY PERCY JACKSON CHALLENGE
day 22 - A scene from the books that made you happy/laugh
Fuck yeah Grandma Zhang!
Halfbloods try not to use phones if we can avoid it, because broadcasting our voices is like sending up a flare to the monsters: Here I am! Please eat me now!
(Source: full-minata)
