radiophile | prokopetz:
Western Canadian Literature: “The prairie is cold and empty, like my marriage.”
Eastern Canadian Literature: “The sea is cold and empty, like my marriage.”
#WILL THE COD COME BACK OR WILL WE HAVE TO MOVE TO TORONTO #WILL THE CROPS REBOUND OR WILL WE HAVE TO MOVE TO TORONTO (x)
Ah you’re watching Silence of the Lambs? I love that film. The way they just [clenches fist] silence all those lambs
a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa
today my army friend was telling us about basic training and drill sergeants and there was this kid in her battalion who asked so many stupid questions that the drill sergeant made him carry around a potted plant all day to replace the oxygen he wasted
He runs his hand through his hair.
"But that’s it, isn’t it?" He says. "When you love someone, you let them get away with murder.
"Even if it’s your own."
— Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #79 (via mistakingloveforlaughter)
(Source: blossomfully, via whiteraven93)
"E for ‘Exceeds Expectations.’ And I’ve always thought Fred and I should’ve got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations by just turning up for exams."
— George Weasley, HPOotP (via moniker-d)
(Source: bbybirdbarton, via letmebeyourtlc)