Sometimes I wonder if Barrowman is a real human being, or if he’s some brilliant alien who’s decided to stay here and be fucking awesome.
We were all off on who the Time Lord was.
^^^ I think you’ve hit the nail on the head.
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
This is a problem…
5:55pm Friday: Finish socks for Grandma at work and decided to wait to buy yarn until the following morning.
6:45pm Friday: Panic because want to watch tv…but have nothing to knit/crochet.
9:30am Saturday: *leaves for work super early*
9:45am Saturday: get to store, vacuum, etc
10:00am Saturday: Buy yarn for next project (a small, simple shrug)
4:15pm Sunday: Finish project.
4:16pm Sunday: I don’t work until Saturday. Now what do I knit/crochet?
Reblog if Captain Jack Harkness has ever hit on you.
….Does he get a trophy for this?
6 million notes… i didn’t think there were that many whovians out there…
Sam and Frodo are forever my OTP.
same. and they’re gandalf’s otp.
My nan watches Return of The King Part 2...
- Elves: *walking through forest to the harbor*
- Nan: Why are they still walking? Weren't they walking in the last film? Haven't they got there yet?
“She slapped you!”
“Nine-hundred years of time and space and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.”“Your face…”
“It hurt!”
One thing you have to admire about Sims
No prejudice at all on their part.
No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.
No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight.
We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have that reaction.
But god FUCKING FORBID dat bitch steals a garden gnome, she is on the shit list FOREVER
The Avengers according to Tony Stark.
#this one time #Tony thought he was completely alone in his lab#and he called her Anne of Green Gables #he woke up the next morning with a knife dangling from a string above his head #and she replaced all his shampoo with red hair dye#and all his clothes with dresses made for a 12 year old girl from 80 years ago #Tony then hid under the bed until Pepper convinced him it was safe to come out again because Natasha was in Bulgaria on a mission #sometimes Tony thinks that Pepper and Jarvis like Natasha more than him #The Avengers
